Elio E Le Storie Tese - John Holmes (Life Devoted To The Cinema) Lyrics
When I was just a boy,
everyone made fun of me,
just because my penis was enormous,
my mom said it was gorgeous.
I work in a circus because of my penis,
and everybody says: No problem! ,
because my penis makes my living,
now I became a famous actor,
and even though I m just a slave to love,
I bought myself a rasta Harley.
Now I m a slave to my new Harley
I got it from Bob Marley,
It s rasta cause it was Bob Marley s,
sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley.
I will relaunch the silent movie
because Bob told me that it s groovie,
and if you see that forty jumps of that children
we will act like: this is fondamentally the truth.
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
Twelve inches, it s one foot
of artistic reality,
that is what attracted all the critics,
not my acting ability,
because they simply don t get it,
I don t speak cause I eat spaghetti,
and so my face is normally off-screen,
all of the people still come to adore me,
and now they ve made me into a big style.
I relaunched the silent movie,
because I am silent,
and even if I had been born dumb,
I d have relaunched the dumb movie,
and if I had been born XXX
I d have relaunched the XXX movie
I am your fire and your Venus,
because I m acting with my penis,
and so my penis makes my living,
my penis is very forgiving,
all my Harleys don t forgive me,
and I m asking for forgiveness,
yes yes my Harleys don t forgive me,
and I m asking for forgiveness.
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley